You've got a dick and I'm 19, we can fuck like this

Did it fly, or was it a fuck-up? You sure didn't see that coming

Plumber, you're here! My pipes are clogged, waiting to be fucked with

Come on, just fuck your sister once and we'll pay the rent

All I can think about in the morning is getting my face in the cum

I've got some dirt on you! Are you going to give it to me or blackmail me?

Got a sperm jet in her face 🎯 It looks good on her, we'll do it again later 😉